There once was a boy named Petyr, who cried wolf too many times in the woods…then Lady Stoneheart came and hung him from a tree. Let’s all say it together: “RED WEDDING 2.0!” Also, f**k you Argus Filch-Frey, you toothless squib. I fully believe we are finally seeing Sansa becoming the badass she was always meant to be. Question: how many Dothraki shit their pants in this scene?ĭaenerys is stripped by her Dothraki captors. How does this play into Emilia Clarke’s resolution not to do nudity on the show again?Ī man must cut a face, and a girl must not throw up. Melisandre is looking quite glum…or is she plotting? I can never tell with her. Methinks the High Sparrow hath met his match in Jaime Lannister, who is perfectly willing to spill blood in this holy place! Tyrion is getting comfortable in Meereen, and keeps the Great Masters waiting. I wonder how many Sons of the Harpy are still skulking around? He and his wildlings look to be in on an icy tundra…hmmmm. The clip starts at 1:49.Īnd now, spliced together with a GIF from the trailer, we see the inside and outside of the room. So let’s get right into what you came here for. I’d like to start with a video from Conan, the one where Davos, Ghost, and some loyal men guard Jon Snow’s body from the mutineers.
As is our way here, we obsessively dissect and break down each and every new scene. Make sure to pin this look to your Wedding Hair Pintrest board STAT.Well, well, well! HBO and Game of Thrones have decided to gift us with a brand spanking new Season 6 trailer, and it’s filled with all sorts of new footage that’s sure to get the congealed blood of a certain dead bastard pumping again. Someone’s ready to repay some flipping debts! (sung to the tune of Eminem’s Without Me) Guess who’s back… back again, Needle’s back… tell a friendĪnd everyone’s favorite story line… Bran and the three eyed crow *Snnnnoooozzeee*ĭon’t worry Bran, the shit’s getting real EVERYWHERE and you’re chasing crows. Hey, nothing truly atrocious has happened in the last 4 seconds, I know, let’s sacrifice a child! Over in the throne room we have the beleaguered mother of the groom… He’s the man with the golden haaaaannnddd! NOOOOOOOooooo.Įverything he touches turns to gold. They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”Ĭue Pavlovian style tears.
The war’s not won but hey, the Clooney cut is still in, right? RIGHT YOUR HIGHNESS? One against a gabillion seems like decent odds… especially in Game of Thrones terms. Joffrey is like that boss at work who has no fucking clue about anything, asks you to pull a miracle out of your ass at the 11th hour while he’s on vacation and then takes credit for it after it goes well.
Back for another round, we have Captain Oblivious
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